Best Bogan Baby Names
The following list should not be read by expectant parents. These baby names serve as a public warning. I’m exposing this list because I know what it’s like having to spell your first name throughout life. But these names are not old-fashioned Celtic spellings, they are new-fashioned afflictions for life. The list has been compiled through the ‘lived research’ of Dr Alex King (Honorary Doctorate for an original and significant contribution to bogan knowledge). I have taken the liberty of explaining the meaning of each name.
Allora: popular in NZ, pronounced ‘Eh, Laura?’
Axyl: why not go the whole Axylotol?
Charlee: for female Sheens.
Destanee: destined for grateness.
Gaije: is this really pronounced ‘gauge’?
Jakk: one k short of a white supremacist.
Jazlen: conceived after a bloody good vajazzling.
Mahlee: variation of the traditional diminutive for Marlboro.
Montanna: it’s Hannah that has two n’s.
Rawdon: uncooked cocktail frank.
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